A smarter species of smart speaker.
Not your dad’s
singing fish.
A fully modern, uncensored AI companion in a classic (but way funnier) package. Your personality. Your rules. No corporate script.
Tap the fish to hear it. AI voice preview.
Interactive 3D preview · Final design may change.
Coming Christmas 2026
All brains. No common sense.
The smartest dumb thing
you’ll own.
Serious hardware. Deeply unserious possibilities.
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01Open conversation
Uncensored.
Off the hook.Ask awkward questions. Explore weird ideas. Powerful uncensored models, ready to talk. No setup to get tangled in.
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02You’re in control
Your fish.
Your worldview.Wholesome or foul-mouthed. Your opinions, your humor, your house rules. Set requests to delete by default. Keep the personality. Lose the paper trail.
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03Actually useful
Can call
your mom.And text or control the lights through services you connect. Tell her you’re doing swimmingly.
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04Local intelligence
Your business.
Your own pond.Add BassStation to run AI locally on hardware you own. Keep your conversations from swimming upstream.
Find your sole mate.
Six personalities.
One very big mouth.
Pick your Feesh. Change your mind. Make waves.
“Back in my day, fish had one job. Now I’m setting timers and calling your mom. Reel progress.”
Scripted sample · AI-generated voice preview, final voices may differ.
Your imagination. Our big mouth.
Create your own personality in the Feesh app.
Your obnoxious gym bro. A pirate with terrible advice. Your ex’s worst nightmare.
Dream it up. Give it a voice. Let it loose.
A little personality.
A lot of possibilities.
Need a little bait?
Sounds like
your kind of trouble.
Preview a recording here. Custom voice creation is planned for the Feesh app.
Meet your
new bad influence.
Sir Gills
Dry & distinguished“An inspired decision, sir. In the sense that it inspires concern.”
App concept. Try the steps, then hear a scripted sample.
Nothing is sent to a Feesh. Your recording stays in this browser.
What do you mean by “uncensored”?
Your assistant should answer to you. We don’t censor your fish to protect a corporate image. Our view: Big Tech’s fear of backlash and damage to brand equity leaves little room for a product that follows your point of view. Feesh puts that choice in your hands.
Abliteration reduces a model’s learned refusal behavior. It opens up more room for conversation, but it isn’t a precise language filter. You choose the character and boundaries; tool permissions are separate. A foul mouth doesn’t give your fish permission to call someone.
Our standard: specific slurs—including the N-word—stay off unless you explicitly program them. Those controls and their enforcement still need validation. Connected providers may impose their own limits. BassStation keeps supported local conversations on your hardware; cloud services you enable still use their providers. Request auto-deletion covers Feesh history; connected services may retain their own records.
Coming Christmas 2026. Calling, messaging, home controls, request auto-deletion, custom voice creation and model support are part of the planned product; final compatibility and BassStation details will be confirmed before launch.
Coming Christmas 2026
Go on.
Take the bait.
Your next favorite bad idea has gills.